Not strictly traditional Haiku
Whoop, whoop! Blue lights! Oooops!pot hole roadthis dodging to avoid irratic driverSmiles! _m
Ahahahaha, excellent image! I can see the vision in my head, splat!!!
If you wanna worshipanything, dood, and wiseaboveto Seventh-Heaven, you bestworship Jesus. This'll helpif you gotta seed of faith;let this be your catalyst:'The more you shall honor Me,the more I shall bless you'-the Infant Jesus of Prague(<- Czech Republic, next to Russia)Love him, leave him or feel indifferent...you better listen to the Don:if you deny o'er-the-Hillary's evil, which most whorizontal demokrakkrs do,you cannot deny Hellfire which YOU send yourself to.God bless you, earthling.