Haiku Koo-Koo 7/1/10

Sour persimmons

Rabbit Season! Duck Season!

You're despicable!

Self-righteous Vegans

with your misplaced compassion

Have a cheeseburger!

Suffer gladly thy

infuriating lovers

or drown without them



  1. Really enjoy your fresh approach to haiku, Eric. I'm not a vegan, but I don't eat red meat. I still enjoyed the poem - quite clever and I always like an "in-your-face" approach.


    Sorry about your missing friend. I have a few of those as well. I like your attitude.

  2. I actually have no qualms about what people choose to eat (or not), because I'm all about personal freedom. But some people aren't so open-minded, so I like to poke a little fun at them. Glad you liked it.